With Tuesday morning ‘s commute on SEPTA a nightmare due to a third of its Regional Rail fleet out of service, riders are taking to Twitter to voice their opinions.
Once you weed through legitimate questions and valid anger, there are a scattering of funny tweets that take a light-hearted look at the mess.
The soda tax came too late to save the SEPTA rail cars from cracking under the strain of our fat asses.
— Jim (@jgrammond) July 5, 2016
.@septa train be like pic.twitter.com/Vxj6xQos5o
— whoscar? (@Whoscarr) July 5, 2016
If you’re taking #SEPTA regional rail anytime soon, may the odds be ever in your favor
— Shantel (@sh4ntel) July 5, 2016
God SEPTA really brings out the bratty asshole in me. Really need to keep that in check.
— Evil Taylor Hicks (@eviltaylorhicks) July 5, 2016
Popped a Xanax. I have a flask of tequila. I’m ready to deal with Septa 😂😣
— Gianna (@215Gi) July 5, 2016
A haiku for @SEPTA_SOCIAL: never on the dot. I am so patient but not. Where ya at, baby?
— Ada Rene (@adarene_) July 5, 2016
Shoutout to the SEPTA riders. “Transit-pocalypses” do eventually come to an end.
— Kim Russell (@kimberrussell) July 5, 2016
SEPTA is the physical manifestation of an ego death
— not ur dads jeans (@OKiluk) July 5, 2016
I will not get angry at Septa today. I will not get angry at Septa today. I will not get angry at Septa today. pic.twitter.com/Y72bVdTGPy
— Eric Turtle Golden (@Turtle94WIP) July 5, 2016
It seems Septa’s still drunk from America’s birthday since they’re running on weekend hours. Cmon’ it’s Tuesday… #getbettertrainsphilly
— Donovan Vogel (@Donnie_BROgel) July 5, 2016
He’ll catch the next one. Fox 29’s killing the SEPTA coverage today. #Philly pic.twitter.com/OVdYbNcNUk
— Luc G (@Percadelphia) July 5, 2016
Haven’t been on a train this full since the team to the parking lot at Disney. #SEPTA
— Not Usually Frank (@frankj2k9) July 5, 2016
When you have to leave an hour early to get to work and stay at work an extra hour to get home. That’s SEPTA.
— LaMichael Prime (@LaMikePrime19) July 5, 2016
This is NOT one of the suggested SEPTA Free parking spots…Accident 476 NB ramp to 76 @fox29philly pic.twitter.com/GQPJDMztOO
— Bob Kelly (@bobkellytraffic) July 5, 2016
I can imagine most #Septa Train stations look like this today. pic.twitter.com/Mk9t7U4NAy
— HamelsFan0816 (@HamelsFan0816) July 5, 2016
Me to my husband as I dropped him off at the Septa station. pic.twitter.com/lsddVstOha
— Rebekah Henson (@bekhenson) July 5, 2016
Septa’s motto “We’re getting there.” #SEPTA
— Nicole Wagner (@nicolewagner) July 5, 2016
